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When you are having an exceptionally hard day, take a moment to relax. If the day is really bad, it’s probably not good for you. Take a deep breath, close your eyes, and repeat “just because. ” Repeat this when you are in need of some form of calm. A rough day can be stressful on people, but there are plenty of ways to cope with the stresses. One way to help yourself is by repeating “just because. ”

“the answer to every problem involved penguins”

― Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

“The penguins that spent most of their time fighting were the ones with no chicks. It’s like they’re supposed to be taking care of their chicks. But because they don’t have any, they have nothing to do with all their energy. So they just pick fights.” – Maria Semple

“Antarctica. You know, that giant continent at the bottom of the earth that’s ruled by penguins and seals.”

― C.B. Cook, Twinepathy

“Penguins are an indicator of the health of our watery planet, and if they are unable to survive, we had better take notice or we might find our own survival threatened.” – Roger Tory Peterson

“I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.”

― Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

Catchy Penguin Phrases

“Antarctica. You know, that giant continent at the bottom of the earth that’s ruled by penguins and seals.” – C.B. Cook

“Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.”

― Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

“I’ve never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I’m sure I can, too.” – Rebekah Crane

“For a taste that’s a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it’s extinct.”

― Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

“I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.” – Jasper Fforde

“I saw the whole thing! A dog and a penguin helped him escape!”

― Edgar Cantero, Meddling Kids

Penguin Quotes Love

“The answer to every problem involved penguins.” – Rick Riordan

“… Once a penguin finds its perfect other penguin, they stay together pretty much forever.”

― Anna Staniszewski, The Prank List

“It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.” – Joe Moore

“I have taken the liberty of quoting at length throughout from the gospels of the Emperor penguins. To them I owe a special debt of gratitude for their remarkable patience.”

― Donald Finkel, Adequate Earth

“Once a penguin finds its perfect other penguin, they stay together pretty much forever.” – Anna Staniszewski

“I know what nuns are, kind of. It’s just I never saw one. I didn’t know they looked like penguins.”

― Lesley Howarth, MapHead 2

Penguin Quotes Funny

“Now I know how to make it as a pedophile. Forget lollypops. Antarctic wildlife is the ticket.”

― Jacob M. Appel, Scouting for the Reaper

“The biblical account of Noah’s Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?”

― Judith Hayes

“Imagine penguins and sea leopards outlasting the whole works. Well, probably they deserve to. Especially penguins. I don’t think they ever hurt anybody.”

Short Penguin Quotes

“Go farther and get closer. Listen. Animals are talking to

They are calling us. We have only to learn to listen.”

― Charles Bergman, Every Penguin in the World: A Quest to See Them All

“Because penguins are so beloved, they are uniquely capable of teaching us about love for the natural world.”