Funny Good Night Quotes
When it’s time to say goodnight, the fun is not over. These funny good night quotes will make you laugh before bedtime!
A guy can dream, right? This article has a list of funny good night quotes.
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Funny Good Night Quotes
“I just want to say good night, sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to rest.” – Harry Dean Stanton
“Good night. Let the stars light the way to where your dreams can be found awaiting your arrival.” – Anthony T. Hincks
“Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don’t be annoying and sleep on time! Goodnight!”
“Good night and good luck.” – Edward R. Murrow
“Good night. Sleep awaits those of us who dare to dream.” – Anthony T. Hincks
“Hey you, don’t hit the ‘Next episode’ button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! Hope you fall asleep and drift to dreamland soon!”
Funny Good Night Messages for Whatsapp
“Good night. Sleep gently tonight and dream of the happiness which is sure to come to you.” – Unknown
“The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy, without disturbing you. Goodnight my love.”
“Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you’re gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep!”
“May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well!”
“Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love!”
“Feel free to let your toes peek out from under the covers. No boogeyman will dare to come out with me right beside you. Bed bugs? Not with me around. Sleep well, my lovely!”
“If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!”
Funny Good Night Jokes
“Sleepy text from a sleepy boyfriend to a sleepy girlfriend at a sleepy time on a sleepy day, in a sleepy mood to say sleep tight my dear goodnight.”
“When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don’t think about any girl except me. Good night handsome.”
“Baby, I can hear your mind exploding with stress from here, so switch off your brain for the day and go to sleep already! Sweet dreams, my love!”
“The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?”
“ou’ve seen enough of the cruel world so better close your eyes already.”
“Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!”
“Good night to you, sweetheart! I guess sleeping in your bed is as comfortable as falling asleep in my arms or else I’m coming over!”
Funny Good Night Messages for Him
“Hey, I just had a phone call from your bed because it could not reach you. Please contact your cold bed and the lonely pillows right now! And sleep tight!”
“The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!”
“Thinking about me all day must be pretty tiring for you, so why don’t we meet in the dreamland, honey? Good night to you!”
“Send me a text if nightmare kicks in and you cannot sleep at night. I will be your guardian angel no worries. Have a great time of sleep, dear. ”
“Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams.”
“My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams!”
Funny Good Night Jokes in English
“The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!”
“Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my love.”
“Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep tight love!”
“Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes and get ready to doze off! Good Night!”
“A very original good night wish only for you beware of cheap duplicates I’m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams!”
“Hi babe, I’m talking to you, well just wanted to say goodnight and I love you, do not cuddle the pillows, I’m right over here in my house oops!”
Funny Good Night Quotes and Images
“Hey you, Yes you darling, holding the phone. You are asleep? No? Ok, good, cause I want to say good night before your eyelashes hug each other tightly.”
“Oops! Ouch, I fell from the bed Trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you. Good night and Sleep tight.”
“Babe, if you don’t go to bed right now, no hugs for you tomorrow! So be a good boy and have a tight sleep! Good night to you!”
“Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don’t you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night to you!”
“Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love!”
Funny Good Night Quotes for Friends
“Hey handsome, even though I’m the prettier one in our relationship, you have to take care of yourself too! Off to bed right now!”
“The night seems to be pretty boring so let’s have a date! Get into your pajamas, lie down on your bed and meet me in your dreams!”
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It can be hard to find the right words for a goodnight message. You want to say something that will lighten up the tone after a bad day, but it doesn’t always come out the way you’d hoped. And you know what they say – actions speak louder than words. So what better than to take their mind off things with some funny good night quotes? If you’re looking for funny good night quotes, here are five tweets worth your time.
