It’s essential to watch comedies that can entertain and help you understand how some social dynamics can affect us. One of the most popular American teen comedies; Mean Girls is a great comedy that resonates with the young people and helps to put many high school drama scenarios into perspective. Most of the scenes seem ridiculous and will make you smile. You can have a taste of the comedy by reading popular mean girls quotes and funny lines. Here are the quotes.
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.”
—Gretchen Wieners
“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”
—Karen Smith
“Felt cute. Might go watch ‘The Santa Clause’ again.”
“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
—Damian Leigh
“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!”
—Mrs. George
“Is butter a carb?”
—Regina George
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“Walking in a cozy wonderland.”
“Words cannot espresso how much I love PJs.”
“I’m red-y for Christmas in my flannel pajamas.”
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
—”She doesn’t even go here!”
“Cinderella can keep her glass slippers. I prefer mine fuzzy.”
“But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”
—Regina George
“I’m dreaming of a flannel Christmas.”
“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
—Regina George
“This is what they mean when they say the snuggle is real.”
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”
—Karen Smith
Underrated Mean Girl Quotes
“‘Tis the season to be cozy.”
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”
—Ms. Norbury
“That is so fetch!”
—Gretchen Wieners
“You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?”
—Karen Smith
“The limit does not exist.”
—Cady Heron
“My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk.”
“Your Nana and I have that in common.”
—Damian Leigh and Ms. Norbury
“I want my pink shirt back!”
—Damian Leigh
“I can’t go out tonight. *fake coughs* “I’m sick.”
—Karen Smith
Inspirational Mean Girl Quotes
“I’m a mouse. Duh!”
—Karen Smith
“Christmas pajamas all day, every day.”
“Your mom’s chest hair!”
—Janis Ian
“My favorite kind of tea is frost-tea.”
“The only thing getting lit this holiday season is a nice balsam candle.”
“If it’s cozy, I want to wear it.”
“I’m beginning to dress a lot like Christmas.”
“You go, Glen Coco!” — Damian
Mean Girl Quotes Funny
“That is so fetch!” — Gretchen Wieners
“Baby, it’s cold outside.” — Frank Loesser, “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
“You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?” — Karen Smith
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“So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…” — Karen Smith
“You can’t sit with us!” — Gretchen Wieners
“I like my toddy hot.”
“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.” — Karen Smith
” Four for you, Glen Coco.” — Damian
Karen Mean Girls Quotes
“There’s a 30 percent chance that it’s already raining.” — Karen Smith
“It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!” — Cady Heron
“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” — Mrs. George
“This time of year, I only drink warm cocktails.”
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” — Regina George
“Making spirits bright.” — James Lord Pierpont, “Jingle Bells”
“I can’t go out tonight *fake coughs*. I’m sick.” — Karen Smith
“I’m a mouse, duh!” — Karen Smith
“She doesn’t even go here!” — Damian
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“Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!” — Damian
“All I want for Christmas is this hot toddy.”
“I want my pink shirt back!” — Damian
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” — Crying Girl
“I want my pink shirt back!” — Damian
“Your face smells like peppermint!” — Aaron Samuels
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” — Ms. Norbury
“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” — Janis Ian
Mean Girls’ Quotes Rules of the Plastics
“To kindness and love, the things we need most!” — Grinch
“I specifically bought enough food to last me until January. How much emotional eating have I been doing?” — Grinch
“Today was great! We did mean things and we did them in style.” — Grinch
“If I’m gonna become Santa, then I need to get into character.” — Grinch
“Look at those greedy little gift monsters.” — Grinch
“I know what to do. I’m going to STEAL their Christmas!” — Grinch
“Yes, the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch – in his cave north of Whoville, did not!” — Narrator
“The present! THIS is our enemy! You WILL want to unwrap it.” — Grinch
“All this excess and nonsense. It was all about greed. About meaningless stuff that they didn’t even need.” — Narrator
“The mayor wants Christmas to be three times bigger this year.” — Whovillian
“That is the loudest snow I’ve ever heard in my life.” — Grinch
“I’m not complaining, I’m venting, there’s a difference.” — Donna Who
“And the Grinch raised his glass, and led the Whos in a toast.” — Narrator
“Sorry I can’t hear you. I don’t speak ridiculous.” — Grinch
Janis Ian Quotes
“Excuse me! Are you getting that? I need it for my Christmas stuffing.” — Who Lady
“You are the hot to my toddy.”
“Have a cup of cheer.” — Burl Ives, “A Holly Jolly Christmas”
“You’re the zest!”
“Lemon tell you, hot toddies are the best.”
“My main squeeze is this hot toddy.”
“When going out is too whiskey, you stay in with a hot toddy.”
“Hot toddy-ing around the fire.”
“It’s whiskey business.”
“You are hot, toddy.”
“Is it hot in here or is it just my toddy?”
“It’s a hot toddy kind of day.”
“Cold nights are made better with a hot toddy.”
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.” — Meredith Willson, “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”
“The zest is yet to come.”
“What a hottie.”
“Just a hot toddy for me.”
“I really sleighed this hot toddy recipe.”
“Every movie is better with a hot toddy.”
“Sipping hot toddies and spilling the tea.”
“It’s officially hot toddy weather.”
“It’s time to toddy.”
“Whiskey me away to a place with hot toddies and warm blankets.”
“My first hot toddy of the season, but not my last.”
“I’ve been waiting a lifetime for a hot toddy.”
“Even my drinks are getting into the holiday spirit.”
“Why be cold when you could be drinking a hot toddy?”
“Get you a drink as cozy as your slippers.”
“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” — Damian
“Drinking hot toddies with my Grinches.”
“I don’t know what’s in this cake but I think I just saw Santa Claus. I’ma get me another slice!” — Mr. Bricklebaum
“I want someone to look at me the way I look at this hot toddy.”
“Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar.” — Gretchen Wieners
“It’s almost too hot to drink.”
“I can’t think of a better way to warm myself up in the winter.”
“Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!” — Regina George
“I don’t do cold weather.”
“Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it? That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.” — Regina George
“Snow is falling, my hot toddy is calling.”
“Oh Christmas tea. Oh Christmas tea.”
“But you’re, like, really pretty. So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?” — Regina George
“Cuddles in a cup.”
“I love Christmas PJs weather.”
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” — Gretchen Wieners
“Your face smells like peppermint!”
—Aaron Samuels
“I’ve got a lot of holiday spirit.”
“I came to sleigh the holiday season.”
“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
—Bethany Byrd
“I’ve found the onesie for me.”
“I like to jammie out to holiday music.”
“Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.”
—Cady Heron
“Lounging in Christmas.”
“She doesn’t even go here!”
—Damian Leigh
“Fleece Navidad.”
“Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!”
—Damian Leigh
“All I want for Christmas is flannel.”
“I’ll be home for Christmas… and have no plans of going anywhere else.”
“We wish you a cozy Christmas.”
“We go together like pajamas and hot chocolate.”
“Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
—Amber D’Alessio
“These are the cutest holiday pajamas. Don’t you agreen?”
“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”
—Janis Ian
“On holidays, we wear loungewear.”
“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”
—Gretchen Wieners
“Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!”
—Damian Leigh
“The holidays call for PJs.”
“Snow-ballin.”
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”
—Regina George
“SANTA! I know him.” — Elf
“Rocking around the Christmas tree in my Christmas PJs.”
“Feeling tree-mendous in my holiday loungewear.”
“All I want for Christmas is loungewear and a couch.”
“I’m feeling fa la la lovely.”
“It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!”
—Cady Heron
“All spruced up and nowhere to go.”
Sometimes, do you ask yourself how high school drama can appear when put into real life perspective? If yes, you can get that answer by watching Mean Girls or reading quotes from the American teen comedy. The above mean girls quotes and funny lines will help you have a glimpse of what the comedy is all about and you will learn a few things and get entertained at the same time.