190+ Sarcastic Quotes And Funny Sarcasm Sayings
You can use sarcasm to criticize a friend or any other person in way that they won’t feel offended. Also, when you use sarcasm most of the time, you will appear more intelligent and people will in a way accord you the respect you deserve. Also, sarcasm at work might make you appear more confident. You can learn more about sarcasm by reading sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings. Here are many quotes and sayings you can learn from.
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright
“Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you.”
“You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.”
“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”
“Are you always so stupid or is today a special ocassion?”
Rude, Sarcastic Quotes
“I’m smiling… that alone should scare you.”
“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”
“Sure I’ll help you out… the same way you came in.”
“I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”
“Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.”
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“If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.”
Sarcastic Quotes on Life
“Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?”
“If you’re waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be while.”
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.”
“Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
“Life’s good, you should get one.”
Sarcastic Quotes on Myself
“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
“I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
“Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.”
“I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.”
“Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal.”
“I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.”
“Let’s share… You’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.”
“My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.”
Epic Sarcastic Quotes
“Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.”
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!”
“Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.”
“Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.”
“I’ve got a good heart but this mouth…”
“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
“Yet despite the look on my face… you are still talking.”
“Sarcasm – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.”
“Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.”
“I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
Sarcastic Quotes About Life Lessons
“My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible.”
“You sound better with your mouth closed.”
“If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”
“If I promise to miss you, will you go away?”
“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.”
“I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.”
Sarcastic Quotes on Love
“If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” Steven Wright
“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… look at the platypus.” Robin Williams, Actor
“When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”
Sometimes you’ve to find a unique ways of criticizing people. Some of the above sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings will give you ideas of how to use sarcasm to pass your message. Read the quotes and sayings more often, and you will appear intelligent, and more confident, especially when at work.
