Have you watched SpongeBob SquarePants animated comedy? If you’ve watched the comedy, you just need to read quotes sourced from the comedy to enjoy and have more fun. As you know, the animated comedy is full of funny scenes, and has tips that can help you in your adventures. If you haven’t watched the series, you can also have a taste of if by reading SpongeBob quotes. The quotes are exciting and can enlighten you in many ways, especially when planning to go for an adventure you’re your family. Here are popular SpongeBob quotes for when you’re ready for an adventure.
“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!”
“I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.”
“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob
Spongebob Quotes About Life
“If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob
“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star
“- SpongeBob: Doesn’t it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
– King Neptune: You don’t understand. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, between you and me… my hair is thinning a bit.”
“You never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” – Spongebob
“With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob
“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob
“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
“You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star
You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you. – Plankton
Spongebob Quotes About Friends
“I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob
“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.”
“If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob
“It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
“A five letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs
Spongebob Quotes Inspirational
“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
“Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs:
“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
“Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else.” – Squidward
“It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob
“I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob
“Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star
“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton
“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob
“I did what everyone said a kid couldn’t do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!”
Meaningful Spongebob Quotes
“With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob
“- SpongeBob: And after the promotion ceremony, we’re gonna party till we’re purple.”
– Patrick Star: Yay! I love being purple!”
“Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick
“Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star
“Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob
“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob
“Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” – Patrick
“Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob
“You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton
“Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob
Spongebob Quotes for Instagram
“SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” – Squidward
“Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy
“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob
“See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs
“Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick
“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob
“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward
“If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” – Lord Royal Highness
“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob
Spongebob Quotes Iconic
“Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Plankton
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“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star
“I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob
“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob
“You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob
“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob
“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star
“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob
“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star
Random Spongebob Quotes
“Mr Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible! Who’s going to sign my paycheck?”
“Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward
“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
“- Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!
– Karen: I never agreed.”
“I’ll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don’t even remember why I was sad.”
“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob
“SpongeBob. You’re a great frycook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let’s face it. He’s more… mature than you.”
“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob
“- SpongeBob: Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?
– Plankton: No, I’m not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I’m busy planning to rule the world!”
Definitely you have enjoyed reading the above best SpongeBob quotes. The quotes are full of humor and will put a smile on your face. In addition, the quotes will enlighten you, especially when you’re planning to go for an adventure with your family. Thank you for reading the quotes.